Monday, 29 December 2008

Cyrax and Flyrax





These are videos that look like they were thrown together in Windows Movie Maker, sampling still pictures and footage. Often the audio for tracks will comprise one long piece of audio footage from a documentary or radio show. The music varies between songs, from lo-fi ambience to repetitive electronics. Subject matter is concerned with conspiracies and cryptozoology.

Here's a couple of juicy morsels. Check the rest out too, though.

26 comments:

  1. We are the New Believers. We do not take kindly to our guru being offended.

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  2. lol thats cuz ur guru is a virgin fag :P

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  3. This is a level 3 violation of our sacred channel, you have been issued with an amber alert pending further investigation.

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  4. Do not further offend Cyrax and Flyrax.
    Further outrages to the sacred channel shall be dealt with accordingly.

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    1. Excuse my ignorance,but what the hell are your gurus
      intentions by leaving to die a baby and a dog in that
      dungeon? Your gurus could have saced them,but they
      chose not to do so. Let's do the same to you and your
      hell spawned gurus for more illumination, shall we?

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  5. Further violations of our sacred channel will dealt with in accordance with the wishes of the Orb of Tamicron.

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  6. U are allllll virgin faggs and have no life
    :p

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  7. BUT THEN WHO WAS SKELETON!!!11111!!!11!1!????///??????????/4

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  8. I've actually been trying to find information about this website, it's been difficult doing so through some of the dark themed material involved, because it isn't very relevant to the subject matter.

    Furthermore, I believe the anonymous "Trolls" Are actually manifestations of a community response to try and make sense of your broadcasts. I can only suppose if it made more sense to them, or if they were given more insight into your ways, they may better understand.

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  9. It has been determined by the Elders that you are oerating out of protocol with the Laws of One. There is much reason to believe you have been targeted by CIA nanobots that have entered your bloodstream. NASA beams frequencies and instructs the tiny robots to enter the cerebellum and take control of your thoughts and emotions.
    Please find the nearest microwave and insert your head. Wrap in foil (shiny-side out) and cook on medium for 6 minutes to detroy the nanobots.

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  10. Im pretty sure one of the videos said something about Niel Armstrong and Buzz "Lightyear" going to the moon,lol.Sounded great in that wierd voice.

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  11. we are doomed... -ed,

    no point being just doomed,when you can have extra ed

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  12. two words+,raiders news network.com
    giza death star.com
    freemantv.com

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  13. We are one and all.These coming years shall bring the truth of the universe.

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  14. The natural response of the ordinary American to insightful and extraordinary information, especially about Gravity-drive, Unidentified flying objects, or extraterrestrial intelligence visitation is proverbially that of a baboon. However poignant, the vast majority of guys are only concerned with bedding girls, drinking beer, and dope. If an experimental researcher posts data that is even slightly scientific and mysterious, the average guy will proverbially drop his pants, poop in his hand, and throw it at the scientist. This is probably why the Cyrax and Flyrax are so inclined to put on a scary display. It does not take many of these verbal cascades to change someone's presentation tactic. I Know This From Life Experience!
    I had invented a working gravity engine at age ten and was almost killed for it. PEOPLE ARE NOT READY. Society takes time to evolve.

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  15. What happened to your youtube channel?

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    1. The whistleblowing channel was taken down by NASA. They have a backup channel called cyraxandflyraxx.

      (same channel url but the extra x at the end)

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  16. all hail the virgin fag guru!!!!lol! cock breath!

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  17. wow no one beleives? fuck it people will open there eyes eventually

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  18. [[[[[massive cult]]]]]

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  19. This guy or these guys are fake. Yeah i am into zoology and cryptology aliens and ghots. But these guys are FAKERS. Professerandlehoff dose not exist. Mako island is a fictional island off the coast of Australia. Made up for a spin off of the show h20 just add water. There videos are grainy and chopping. The voice pver dud sounds like he is eeading from a pre written script and there is no actual evidence of who cyrax and flyrax is. U guys need to grow up if u believe this psychopath idiot amd hos windows fucking media sounding photoshop looking videos. Watch the on abput the moon landing. Such a riot. I once believed in them myself till i did my own studies.

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  20. Reading thru these comments has never made me laugh so hard...lol

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  21. All in all you all stand tall one day soon you too shall fall. For if the one should fall to madness alone, so too do the others in the company of time!
    And time my squishy friends is what you need!!

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  22. I need you guys to come back and make more of these awesome videos!!!!

    There are too funny and I love how you are taking the piss with your tongue in cheek style!!

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